Leslie: I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.
Top 50 Favorite TV-characters | 42. Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman, Parks and Recreation)
Peter Bishop, I see you.
Peter Bishop + bacon = OTP 4 LIEF.