(Source: spookymanor)

nicoleanell:

mattlenn:

The farewell song that redefined perfection.

the Irma Luhrman-Merman murder
turned the bird’s word lurid
the whir and the purr of a twirler girl
she would the world were demurer
the insurer’s allure for valor were pure Kari Wuhrer
one fervid whirl over her turgid error
rural juror, rural juror

i will never forget you, rural juror
i’ll always be glad i met you, rural juror

these were the best days of my flerm

(Source: remedialchaos)

Lemon, there is a word, a once special word that’s been tragically co-opted by the romance industrial complex and I would hate to use it here and have you think that I am suggesting any type of romantic sentiment, let alone an invitation to scale bone mountain.
It’s a word that comes to us by way of the old high German luba from the latin lubera meaning “to be pleasing”. So, I’m going to use this word to describe how I feel about you in the way that our angalosaxin forefathers would have used it in reference to say…. “hot bowl of bear meet” or “your enemies skull, split”.

I love you too, Jack.

(Source: feyminism)

“Joyful, everybody be joyful, oh happy day
Open your heart up to heaven, oh happy day
No more should we wonder in darkness, the shadows have faded away
When you open your heart up to heaven
Oh happy days and 30 ROCK!”
by Jeff Richmond [x] 

(Source: caricehouten)

roaring-softly:

Shut it down. (by Tyler Feder)

stupidfuckingquestions:

Jenna Maroney + Mickey Rourke

(Source: helenaoftroy)

Tracy: Eat a corn on the cob, and make it sexy.

fuckyeahlizlemon:

(Source: myhippiesoul)

Tracy Jordan | Werewolf Bar Mitzvah (RAC Remix)

(Source: dirtyovercoats)

THE ONLY RINGTONE YOU WILL EVER NEED.

(Source: lobstar)

geekasaur:

No you don’t, Oprah…

(Source: bogdevils)

Criss: I came here today to, I don’t know, spice things up. I know, it was stupid, I know.