jetgirl78:

@RachelNichols1:
That awkward moment when your hands are completely covered in soap and you can’t figure out how to make the damn fancy sink work…

It was just one of those mornings when I woke up and thought “Yes, today I WILL see someone vomit in a train station”. Happy Memorial Day!

I loathe packing. It just occurred to me that when I have children…I’ll have to pack their suitcases, too. I may opt out of parenthood.

I really hope that the cute surgeon on my flight is not also the passenger that keeps farting…that would be extremely disappointing.

The lighting in “Victoria’s Secret” ads is incredibly stunning…so why is the lighting in their dressing rooms so unforgivably horrific?

Why USE ALL CAPS when typing? It makes differentiating the intensities of I SLEPT WITH YOUR DAD and I HAD EGGS FOR BREAKFAST…impossible.

Her tweets are always hilarious. I hate her for being so witty.